yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider)

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

sniffing:

its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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